1. Can’t sleep.

    Some one talk to me?

  2. wonderous-world:

    The Siberian Flying Squirrel 

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  6. What if
    all women were bigger and stronger than you
    and thought they were smarter

    What if
    women were the ones who started wars

    What if
    too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
    and no K-Y Jelly

    What if
    the state trooper
    who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
    was a woman
    and carried a gun

    What if
    the ability to menstruate
    was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

    What if
    your attractiveness to women depended
    on the size of your penis

    What if
    every time women saw you
    they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

    What if
    women were always making jokes
    about how ugly penises are
    and how bad sperm tastes

    What if
    you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
    to big sweaty women with greasy hands
    who stared at your crotch
    in a garage where you are surrounded
    by posters of naked men with hard-ons

    What if
    men’s magazines featured cover photos
    of 14-year-old boys
    with socks
    tucked into the front of their jeans
    and articles like:
    “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
    “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
    “The truth about impotence”

    What if
    the doctor who examined your prostate
    was a woman
    and called you “Honey”

    What if
    you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
    as she insisted that sleeping with her
    was part of the job

    What if
    you couldn’t get away because
    the company dress code required
    you wear shoes
    designed to keep you from running

    And what if
    after all that
    women still wanted you
    to love them.

    For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

    She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

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    Shit if attractiveness was based off penis size is be doing pretty damn good haha

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